In the hallowed halls of Schwab Network, Jan van Eck, CEO and part-time prophet, opined that investors should, hold onto your hats, clutch both Bitcoin AND gold in their portfolios. Apparently, the secret to financial harmony isn’t just about avoiding bankruptcy; it’s about a harmonious stew of shiny metals and digital digits. 
This wise oracle claims these assets are “very similar” because they both have a limited supply. Yes, both the shiny yellow and the pixelated magic are scarce, much like your favorite socks after laundry day. Who knew scarcity was the secret sauce? 
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And if you think this is just the ramblings of a seasoned financial wizard, he threw in a bit of himself-“Maybe I’m a crypto hippie.” Because nothing screams professionalism like throwing your tie over your shoulder and calling yourself a spiritual wanderer of the financial universe. He claims owning both assets helps during market rollercoasters, which makes as much sense as bringing a umbrella to a hurricane. 
Что VanEck не нравится в Bitcoin.
Despite his rather poetic call for holding both, he’s not entirely under a Bitcoin love-in. No, he’s grumpy about Bitcoin’s new BFF-Nasdaq. Now it’s like that friend who used to be cool but is now just a shadow of his former self, all tied up with stocks and risk. 
He admits Bitcoin was once a wonderful diversifier-like having a wild card in your poker hand. But now it’s as intertwined with Nasdaq as bad dance moves at a wedding. “I’m just hoping things go through cycles,” he sighs, probably dreaming of days when Bitcoin was the rebellious teenager instead of the middle-aged dad it’s becoming. 
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2025-11-18 08:52